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  3. disrespectfuloptimist:

     

    I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

    (via regin4-ge0rge)

     

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  5. helainetieu:

    rakshas:

    tha fuck you sed to me boi…

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    his little peepee waggin

     


  6. Reblog if it’s okay to invade your ask box.

     


  7. Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

     


  8. Wanna be nosy...here's your chance.

    1. 0: Height
    2. 1: Virgin?
    3. 2: Shoe size
    4. 3: Do you smoke?
    5. 4: Do you drink?
    6. 5: Do you take drugs?
    7. 6: Age you get mistaken for
    8. 7: Have tattoos?
    9. 8: Want any tattoos?
    10. 9: Got any piercings?
    11. 10: Want any piercings?
    12. 11: Best friend?
    13. 12: Relationship status
    14. 13: Biggest turn ons
    15. 14: Biggest turn offs
    16. 15: Favorite movie
    17. 16: I’ll love you if
    18. 17: Someone you miss
    19. 18: Most traumatic experience
    20. 19: A fact about your personality
    21. 20: What I hate most about myself
    22. 21: What I love most about myself
    23. 22: What I want to be when I get older
    24. 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
    25. 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
    26. 25: My idea of a perfect date
    27. 26: My biggest pet peeves
    28. 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
    29. 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
    30. 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
    31. 30: What I hate the most about work/school
    32. 31: What your last text message says
    33. 32: What words upset me the most
    34. 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
    35. 34: What I find attractive in women
    36. 35: What I find attractive in men
    37. 36: Where I would like to live
    38. 37: One of my insecurities
    39. 38: My childhood career choice
    40. 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
    41. 40: Who I wish I could be
    42. 41: Where I want to be right now
    43. 42: The last thing I ate
    44. 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
    45. 44: A random fact about anything
     

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  10. (Source: cl0thes0ff)

     

  11. permutatio:

    "I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me."

    Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino 

    (via loveleighnicoleee)

     

  12. (Source: iamawinrar)

     


  13. Reblog this if you love giving oral sex

     

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  15. aduhm:

    he fuck that goat

    (Source: toomanykids, via pizza)