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  1. sabistuki:

    STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

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  6. houseofheavy:

    etspiritusvitae:

    the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

    Yes is it.

    (Source: deadlyart, via emochola)

     

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  9. hoodbooger:

    fuck you want

    (Source: etherealizing, via a-xxix)

     


  10. bvsedjesus:

    ok. bae. how bout dis. instead of going out to eat in, lets stay in & i eat you out. cool? cool ok, get naked

    (via muranduhhh)

     


  11. wrrench:

    YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
    YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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    OH YEAH

    (via derekhalesprayercircle)

     

  12. empressranaground:

    therothwoman:

    Pixar can never top this.

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

    (via thebeaconofgondor)

     

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