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  1. american-hustler:

    Mathilde G. | edit by American H.

    (via sk-interest)

     

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  4. speculationspectrum:

    Later, I go into the bar with Turner for what I hear him describe to the other band members as “a solo”. I’m ready with the money but he pays for the beer out of his own pocket. For an occasionally cocky frontman with an occasional foul mouth and furious guitar, there’s an ethereal, almost gravity-defying quality about the man himself, twisting in his chair, floating in his thoughts. Turner exhibits a sort of double jointed-ness of both body and mind, as if he might metamorphose into a puff of smoke or ring-tailed lemur should the notion occur to him. A kind of human slinky, he looks like he could turn around inside his Highly Evolved T-shirt without taking it off or even touching the sides, and with his long, wavy hair and big brown horse eyes, it would be churlish to deny that he is a creature of beauty.”

    — Simon Armitage, interviewing Al himself.

    (via tinymobboss)

     

  5. awwww-cute:

    "Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

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  7. "okay cool"
    — me, when i’m really not cool with something (via deannamarie1990)

    (Source: butterfliesatthemailbox, via deannamarie1990)

     

  8. seductivecronus:

    risingtensions:

    physical comedy

    I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

    then this shit.

    (Source: rabbitboy, via anarchyintehus)

     


  9. I wish I had followers who followed me for my selfies. I just never put any on here because I know they don’t really care plus I don’t know which looks good enough for tumblr

     

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  12. acid-sea:

    lazyanbu:

    MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS

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    SO WE MADE SOME MORE

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    AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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    THEN MY DAD JOINED IN

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    whenever I’m sad I remember this post

    (Source: straahl-inspo, via deannamarie1990)

     

  13. n4ughty-y:

    ♡ love, sex, kissing, and more ♡

    (Source: r0se-n-roll, via madeforpickup)

     

  14. I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain


    I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans


    there are two kinds of people

    (Source: shellytothebelly, via madeforpickup)

     

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