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  1. arcticmonkeys-news:

    @mattandsteve: MJH red rocks dressing room /// sgc

     

  2. arcticmonkeys-news:

    Arctic Monkeys perform at Red Rocks Amphitheatre on Sept. 4, 2014. Photos by Dylan Langille, heyreverb.com.

     


  3. hip-hop-lifestyle:

    "never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"

    image

    (via elinwhore)

     

  4. the-agreeable-snowman:

    It makes me happy knowing that someone had to animate that. 

    (via elinwhore)

     

  5. saydolly:

    Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

    (Source: renloras, via elinwhore)

     

  6. dont-go-in-there:

    striderps:

    “let me hide the body”

    If that isn’t motherly love what is

    (Source: reddiemercury, via elinwhore)

     

  7. haleycue:

    pandamiglio:

    My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

    Dying

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     

  8. hounds0f-anubis:

    deccemberism:

    Parker Cannon vs. Security Guard [x]

    Protect the fans. You go, Parker.

    (via sleep-till-may)

     

  9. laughbitches:

    legalmexican:

    why

    IS THAT A FUCKING VIBRATOR 

    (Source: biblicalfag, via s-bterraneanhomesickalien)

     

  10. diabeticdesperado:

    Cara Delevingne by Peter Lindbergh
    Interview Magazine 2012

    (via fl00sie)

     

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  13. gtaire:

    r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

    (Source: emmaswaaan, via a-psychiatrists-wet-dream)

     

  14. nataliesama:

    bagmilk:

    karkatstuck:

    tangarang:

    fullmetalbukkake:

    lafix:

    A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

    NOPE

    what the fuck is that

    that looks like a god damn nightmare

    and this is sound it makes

    MOOOOOM

    are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

    (via astrofreud)

     

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